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8/20/09 – Sharon Alamo: Winner of Tammy Wynette award for standing by convicted child sex abuser husband

Press Democrat
August 20, 2009
By ELLEN GOODMAN

GOODMAN: The Equal Rites Awards for 2009

Every year at this time, we prepare to celebrate Aug. 26, the anniversary of women’s suffrage, in our own quirky way. We cheerfully distribute the Equal Rites Awards to those who have done their best over the last 12 months to set back the cause of women.

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7/25/09 – Who’s Calling Who an evangelist?

Get Religion.org
July 25, 2009
Posted by tmatt

Who’s calling who an evangelist?

So what do you think of when you hear or read the word “evangelist”? Perhaps it would be better to frame the question this way: “Who do you think of when hear or read the word ‘evangelist’?”

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“Tony Alamo is the new Jim Jones” – My Alamo War by Ernest Kearney

My Alamo War
Ernest Kearney

It’s funny.

I hadn’t thought of the name in ages, yet inexplicably the last few months the name and all the madness connected had been wafting about the edges of my consciousness. Then not long ago, savoring the morning’s first cup of coffee, I opened the L.A. Times and there it was, “Tony Alamo.”

Like an old warrior at his battalion’s reunion, memories came flooding back.

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9/27/08 – KFI AM 640 Talk Radio: Tony Alamo…Evangelical Barbie Jacket Designer?!? Alamo Sound Bites (humor)

KFI AM 640
Tony Alamo…Evangelical…Barbie Jacket Designer?!?
Tuesday 09-23-2008 8:32pm PT

Click on the link below to listen to the broadcast. The first 15 minutes is all about Alamo and sound bites discussed…“I like it, I love it, I want a lot more of it!”, “Crummy Pig, You!” and much more!

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Deposition of Anna Marie Moan

This deposition shows how an Alamo follower, Anna Moan, tried to discredit Richard Hydell (a witness for the IRS and a former member) for the audacity of asking for what he wanted for breakfast. Since the standard breakfast diet of the Alamo group consisted of lots of starches (biscuits and gravy, pancakes, French toast) Anna tries to paint Richard Hydell as brazen and demanding special treatment for asking for eggs and toast. Most followers would eat whatever they were served, afraid of being reported to Tony and Sue for murmuring about all the starch.

Moan – direct

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Barry Drogin’s musical “Alamo!”

Click here to go to Bary Drogin’s “Alamo!” website and listen to this hilarious musical score made from some of Alamo’s tracts.
This page will link you to a selection from Barry Drogin’s “Alamo!”, completed and premiered in 1998. The selection, approximately 75 seconds of music, is from the third page of the work.
The text for “Alamo!” has been compiled from several tracts written by the Reverend Tony Alamo. The Reverend wrote these tracts while in hiding from the FBI — his follower had them typeset, and distributed on the street and on car windshields. He was caught in Florida and served time at the Federal Correctional Institution in Florence, Colorado. He continued writing, from prison, and “counts his imprisonment for Christ as being all joy.” The entire piece is over 20 minutes in duration, and printed on eleven accordion-style manuscript pages.

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Body Hoppers?

Apparently, we are all at risk of having demons from other people leap into our bodies at any given moment. Tony Alamo calls these “Body Hoppers”. Who knew?

Program #102 dated February 5, 20062 minutes

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Bill Clinton Mentions Tony Alamo in His Book – “He looked like Roy Orbison on speed”

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Putting literature on cars doesn’t help your cause one bit!

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Wifely attention costly

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Southwest Times Record
June 19, 1994
by Dan Borengasser

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